facebook does have its good days!

Dylan: yes a very good plan i will have lots of security but no feifz i wud turn my back on my feif brothers and become a greedy capitalist

Me: yo dat shit is waki wuld steel frum ya cunthole anwais cuzzz

Dylan: nah bcoz i wud hire da rock 2 b my sekurity gard u cannot run from him

Me: s0 wut? i wuld hyre da termin8ar 2 kyll da mufathukear!

Dylan: w0t d4 fuk i wud hyre chuk noriz 2 bash ur skulz in l0lz

Me: 0oH n0 eh d1dNT! i wuld bR1(n)9 adulf hatler & d4rt4 v4dDd3R bAk fom da ded b0000000 ya cuzzz

Dylan: i r a rly gud n3cr0m4nc4 & i r3skrtkd jOsEf StAliN bak fr0m da ded wot da fuk u r goin 2 w3rk in a sighbeerian labor camp n dye from frostbyt

Me: 0 wut DA fuk! dat iZ LyK c0Ld! bUt iT 0K! i wuld pwn u 2 h4rD cuz i iz r k0mmUn1st neWAIS & i wuld dr1NK kArL m4rXXses 4S4es 1n 4 m1LKsh4k3 mOfo! den i wuld sp3W 2 mukh n0l3DGE oN 5taL1n n' he wuld toteZZ dye!